Saturday, February 04, 2006

"Honk if you're in an excited state."

This is a bumper sticker that I would like to see.

One that I saw (on a stop sign in Atlanta's gay epicenter) was "Too many gerbils, too little time." One of which I have heard but have never seen is "Sorry I didn't go to church on Sunday. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian."

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4 comments:

  1. Anonymous11:59 PM, February 04, 2006

    We get catalogs that carry the witchcraft/lesbian quote (the original version came from either Radical Mullah Robertson or Falwell).

    Someone who sometimes parks near the gym on Wilson has a bumper sticker saying "The 't' in Republican stands for 'morality'". Which I may have told you about already...

    Tom Tomorrow is now selling the equation which was at the top of his blog for the last few weeks (months?). [Nixon's head] - [a brain] = [Bush's head]. It's easy to find on his cafepress store.

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  2. Mason12:09 AM, February 05, 2006

    Isn't there a + alcohol in that equation somewhere?

    Also, here's an inclusion: Bush \in {"Aristocrats"}.

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  3. Anonymous12:14 AM, February 06, 2006

    On that note, did I ever link this version of the Aristocrats joke?

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  4. Mason12:57 AM, February 06, 2006

    That is truly excellent!

    I was, naturally, referring to the movie, and it's great to know that somebody did my job for me. (You previously called Bush an aristocrat and I figured you had the movie at least partly in mind, but I don't remember you mentioning the link before.)

    All it needs is Drew Carey's finger snap.

    Between this link and instructions on how to burn pentagrams (see the Mt. Wilson comments below), we're all set for the revolution.

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