All's fair in love, war, and Mario Kart

Courtesy Lemming, here is an extremely appropriate XKCD.

Strictly speaking, it isn't entirely accurate, but who am I to let the truth get in the way of a good story?

(Now I need to go back to registration to pick up the form that they didn't have ready for me on Sunday. I was able to eat some good duck last night at a sort of Asian fusion restaurant, so while that is hardly traditional Swiss food, it was good food, which is far more important. FYI, I still haven't had any chocolate since I got here. Such a waste.)