Maybe they'll hire me eventually?

I meant to blog about this a while ago, but I forgot the name of the guy in question and then I forgot about the story entirely...

Anyway, for several years, the Dodgers apparently hired Russian physicist-healer Vladimir Shpunt to send positive vibes to the team in order to boost wins. Now that's rocket science!

You know, I've been sending the Dodgers positive vibes for over three decades, and I've been doing it for free! And I even have physics cred.