Operation of Dodgers Taken Over by Major League Baseball

Commisioner Bud Selig has announced today that operation of the Dodgers has been taken over by Major League Baseball.

The Dodgers and I make a great pair, don't we? Can somebody save me from myself, too?

Clarification: Nobody has actually taken me over.

Update (4/26/11): Here is an article in Slate about hopefully soon-to-be-former Dodger owner Frank McCourt, who LA Times columnist T. J. Simers calles "the parking lot attendant". I want my Dodger stability back! It was still that way when I was growing up! (Tip of the cap to Mariano Beguerisse Díaz for the Slate article.)