Indignity!

The security guard at the Oxford train station location of Mark and Spencer followed me around and kept staring at me as if I were going to steal something!

I was going to pick up my dinner (and maybe some sweets) there, but screw that! I'll buy dinner elsewhere or skip it entirely.

I might not always behave with dignity, but that doesn't mean that I don't have dignity!

P.S. Notice the use of the subjunctive. :)