About 30 minutes ago, I managed to slam myself in the eye with the edge of the door was opening.
I'm the only one who does these kinds of things, aren't I?
Update: The Facebook conversation related to this post has been pretty amusing. One person asked whether or not I remembered to apologize to the door. I gave the following answer: I didn't apologize to the door, but my loud gut-reaction yelling of "Goddamnit" startled the other don in the room, who (in typical British fashion) immediately apologized to me.
It hasn't happened for a while, but I used to make a habit (unintentionally, of course) of walking face-first into the center beam of double doors. I've snapped multiple pairs of glasses that way.
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