Name of the Day: Socrates Brito

I was watching some of the Dodger game tonight (once I was done with yet another meeting to work on the 'multilayer networks' review article), and I noticed that the Diamondbacks have a minor league player with the delightful name of Socrates Brito.

I really hope that Socrates Brito makes the majors just because I am eager to enjoy the clever headlines that I am sure will result.

(It's not close to as cool as the 'Hu's on first' jokes from when Chin Lung Hu reached first base safely, but it will be good nonetheless.)