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My name is Mason Porter. I am a Professor in the Department of Mathematics at UCLA. Previously I was Professor of Nonlinear and Complex Systems in the Mathematical Institute at University of Oxford. I was also a Tutorial Fellow of Somerville College.

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Thursday, January 15, 2015

Urban Bacon Network: Can I Publish my Study in an OUP Journal?

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Really, Oxford University Press? What a horrifying and depressing type of censorship. (Tip of the cap to Katy Remy.) Then again, it seems t...

Thursday, September 09, 2010

Chocolate-Covered Bacon

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I was just at Whole Foods market, and I was completely broken by looking at Mo's Bacon Bar , which is chocolate-covered bacon. Whole Fo...

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Fun Fact

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Fun Fact: If you swallow the wrong way, it is possible to end up blowing bacon out of your nose. In related news, I don't feel very we...

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Mason: I am a Professor in the Department of Mathematics at UCLA. Previously, I was Professor of Nonlinear and Complex Systems in the Mathematical Institute at University of Oxford. I was also a Tutorial Fellow in Somerville College. I am also a die-hard fan of the Los Angeles Dodgers. See my website for more information about me. You can also find me on Facebook and Twitter (@masonporter), though I'm much easier to stalk by other means. If you want power law or Zachary Karate Club swag, take a look at my Power Law Shop. I am also involved with the Legends of Caltech movie and co-edited Legends of Caltech III.

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