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My name is Mason Porter. I am a Professor in the Department of Mathematics at UCLA. Previously I was Professor of Nonlinear and Complex Systems in the Mathematical Institute at University of Oxford. I was also a Tutorial Fellow of Somerville College.

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Sunday, June 22, 2014

Avoiding a Death Sentence with Coffee

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Wow, this story is the first time that I have ever heard of the choice between drinking coffee regularly versus an immediate death sentence...

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Supervising Students from Prison

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I just want to assure my students that I would continue supervising them from prison (just like this guy ) if I were ever imprisoned. Not t...

Friday, March 02, 2007

I've had it with those SOBs in their SUVs.

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So, I read an extremely interesting article this evening while I was at Peet's. I even clipped it out to show to Lemming, but he save...

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Mason: I am a Professor in the Department of Mathematics at UCLA. Previously, I was Professor of Nonlinear and Complex Systems in the Mathematical Institute at University of Oxford. I was also a Tutorial Fellow in Somerville College. I am also a die-hard fan of the Los Angeles Dodgers. See my website for more information about me. You can also find me on Facebook and Twitter (@masonporter), though I'm much easier to stalk by other means. If you want power law or Zachary Karate Club swag, take a look at my Power Law Shop. I am also involved with the Legends of Caltech movie and co-edited Legends of Caltech III.

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