Quantum Chaotic Thoughts

My name is Mason Porter. I am a Professor in Nordita (Nordic Institute for Theoretical Physics) and am Professor in Complex Systems in the Department of Mathematics at Stockholm University. Previously, I was a Professor in the Department of Mathematics at UCLA. Before that, I was Professor of Nonlinear and Complex Systems in the Mathematical Institute at University of Oxford. I was also a Tutorial Fellow of Somerville College. I am still a Senior Research Fellow of Somerville College.

Tales from the ArXiv: The Power Law OF DEATH

"Detecting Sarcasm with Deep Convolutional Neural Networks"

"Title of a Paper"

Mathematical Haiku

How Not to Write a Mathematics Paper: Snarky Edition

Super Geniuses :)

Headline: North Korea Bans Sarcasm

"Complexity: A Story of Love and 'Power Laws'"

Ranking Scientists According to Sarcasm

Is Sarcasm the Highest Form of Intelligence?

Calling People Out: The All-Male Panel "Congratulations" Tumblr

Elevator Action

Reducing the P-value One Submission to Nature at a Time

If You Didn't Communicate It, Then You Didn't Do it.

Back to the Future

Sarcasm Emoticon

Awesome School Answering Machine

Particle collisions for fun and proft

Comment on "Bifurcation Analysis of Parametrically Excited Bipolar Disorder Model"

How to Interact with Airport Security