Sausages

As I discussed in an earlier entry, Randall Simon will forever be known for SausageGate. Check out the headline of this article. The lead-in on ESPN's baseball front page currently reads, "Sausages beware: Randall Simon back in majors."

Randall Simon is known for one other thing; John Rocker purportedly called him a "Fat Monkey." When this was brought up by the media, Rocker said it was a term of endearment. In response, Simon said that if Rocker ever called him that, he'd kick his ass. (Rocker had some anger management issues. "I feel pretty, and witty, and wise.")