Headline: Bonds does not tie or break the record against the Dodgers!

Although the Dodgers are losing to the Giants 3-1 today, there is nevertheless some excellent news. Namely, Bonds has not hit a homerun today and Fred Lewis just pinch-ran for him. Today's game is the last of the series, so bonds will not be tying or breaking Hank Aaron's homerun record against us. Dude! That is just so bloody awesome!

I am reconciled to the fact that Bonds will get the record. I just didn't want it to be against us. And it's not because of the steroids (and it's certainly not because he's ornery because I have both sympathy and empathy for that); rather, it's because he's a fucking Giant and I hate the Giants.