"Is that the one in Palo Alto?"

A snippet from an actual conversation:

"Are you a Caltech alum?"

"Yes."

"Is that the one in Palo Alto?"

(I am wearing a Caltech shirt today. The barista at the coffee place was the other person talking.)

Incidentally, my response was "That is Stanford. I wasn't cool enough to get into Stanford." (I love the fact that that comment has 2 nice meanings.)