Friday, April 05, 2013

Programmed To Go Off Before You Do

An old woman on the bus was having a lively conversation with her stuffed badger. Then she also started kissing it. Thankfully, she, her stuffed badger, and her other stuffed animal (who witnessed the whole scene) got off the bus before things got even more serious.

("That was my Virgin Alarm! It's programmed to go off before you do!")

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