Wednesday, August 20, 2014
What Happens in Limerick Stays in Limerick
I'll be flying to Limerick tonight for a grant meeting tomorrow. In honor of my trip, I present the following: There once was an Oxford professor. Who wasn't much of a confessor. When his rigor was pondered. He said his mind wandered. But at least he was a possessor. (I think the last line could be better, but I didn't exactly spend a long time on this.) Update: "Assessor" would also work (and give a slightly different flavor) instead of "confessor".