Brilliant Headstones

There are some brilliant epitaphs on these tombstones. I have seen a few of them before (such as "I Told You I Was Sick", which is a favorite), but there are a lot of great ones I hadn't yet seen.

"Roll for Initiative"

I think I've decided on what message to put on my tombstone. ;) 👻 pic.twitter.com/i7CbQp9xJO

— Mason Porter (@masonporter) November 11, 2018

(Well, "Roll for surprise." probably conveys the implication better, but it doesn't seem as good.)

Getting the Last Word

Sometimes, to get the last word, you have to put it on the epitaph of your tombstone.

I have seen a few of these before. Several of them are glorious.

(Tip of the cap to George Takei.)