The Collected Poetic Works of Roger Clemens

I've purposely been avoiding blogging about the whole Roger Clemens steroid hearings in Congress because (simply) I think there are better ways for all of us to spend our lives.

However, Rob Neyer's blog included a link to this article in Slate that is so amusing that I had to break my moratorium and post the link here. Perhaps with a brief nod to Find me Guilty, this article takes word-for-word quotes by Roger Clemens and compiles them in poetic form. Fantastic!

For example, the following haiku ("Offensive Haiku") occurred in the 2/5/08 deposition:

I am offended.
I will be honest with you.
I am offended.

I approve!