Wednesday, December 03, 2014
"Husband Arrested for Attacking his Wife with a McChicken Sandwich"
Life imitates The Onion, apparently: A man was arrested for attacking his wife with a McChicken sandwich. (Read the story. Its bizarreness doesn't stop with the headline.) This follows on from my hearing about one person stabbing somebody with a squirrel a couple of days ago. Also, this guy seems like a complete bastard, which you can also see from the headline but which you'll see even more from the story. (His wife is also pregnant, for example.)