RIP Animal (1950–2016)

With rock legend David Bowie and other prominent rockers (like Glenn Frey, who was a founding member of the Eagles, and several others) dying in their late 60s (or sometimes early 70s) the last couple of weeks, January 2016 really feels like "The Month the Music Died" (especially with rock music), this article about Animal dying at age 66 is a parody that somebody had to write.

For music, this has been a really awful month...

(Tip of the cap to Chris Howland.)