It reads just like an abstract for a scientific paper...

I'm glancing briefly through my spam folder in case something real got flagged and I noticed one message that includes paragraphs like the following:

"Now and then, a turkey sanitizes the fire hydrant near a turn signal. A fashionable abstraction completely recognizes a mastadon, or the grand piano toward a satellite secretly writes a love letter to a salad dressing from a razor blade. The flabby photon falls in love with the chestnut. Now and then, a grain of sand thoroughly sells a molten fundraiser to the bullfrog."

There are some other similar ones, but one is enough. Better be careful with those flabby photons...