The Three Alternative Branches of Government

Parabolic, Elliptic, and Hyperbolic.

Fun Fact: The "Hyperbolic Branch" of government has plenty of shocks. :)

Bonus (for devotees of complex variables): Transcendental, Logarithmic, and Principal https://t.co/wly6LdMXBn

— Mason Porter (@masonporter) December 22, 2019