Establish Dominance in Academia

"If [fill in] wants to establish dominance, they can just pee in the corner." is going to be my new go-to line in academia.

Further pedagogical counsel from @ProfChrisMJones and @nlmtys.

You could be a hardass about attendance, or.... pic.twitter.com/Pa8095kmGA

— Carl T. Bergstrom (@CT_Bergstrom) August 16, 2020