Stick a Fork in It

One of the windows in Green's Cafe was messed up and wasn't able to close, which was rather unfortunate, as it's rather cold and somewhat rainy outside. The solution? Simple: One of the workers used a fork to jam the window closed. I approve!

P.S. The weather sucks ass right now.

Grand Unified Theory of Cutlery

Here is a Venn diagram for the recently proposed Grand Unified Theory of Cutlery. Nice!