Pronouncing Words in the United Kingdom

This poem from a 1906 anthology says it all.

(Tip of the cap to Jonathan Adams.)

Update: Here is another poem on pronunciation in the English language. (Tip of the cap to Martin Gould.)

"Tic Tac" is "Kit Kat" Pronounced Sideways

Hmmm... "Tic Tac" is just "Kit Kat" pronounced sideways.

It's too bad that it isn't "Tik Tak", as then it would be spelled sideways as well.