Today's Fortune: My "Emotional Currents are Flowing"

I just got the following fortune today: "Your emotional currents are flowing powerfully now [in bed]."

I guess "emotional currents" is what people call such things nowadays. Quite the euphemism, though this is more of a "fortune" than a fortune.

And, for the second time in 3 days, a fortune cookie is inviting me to learn the Chinese word for pumpkin.