"Make Your Own G.O.P. Tax Bill"

In case you ever want to make your own G.O.P. tax bill, here is how.

I Am Vindicated!

I am vindicated!

My dark sense of humor has been a positive sign from the beginning! ;)

University "Burger Joint" Conversations

Here's some very old-school humor...

Spending a couple days near Brown has made me think of the old college stereotype bit in this link (because I now have a better understanding of where Brown's came from).

I last read this when I was still an undergraduate student at Caltech in the mid-late 1990s (and when such things were still typically passed around by e-mail).

And the Caltech one is also spot-on. :)

Quote of the Day: I Am What I Am And That's What I Am (and Have Always Been)

Gregg ("3 G's") Schneider wrote the following comment: Mason was always very precise and dryly funny. When he was 9 years old, he would leave a message on our answering machine..and say it was "Mason A. Porter". This was so I could distinguish him from Mason B. Porter, I presumed.

As you can see, I haven't changed a bit. (Just ask anybody who has ever written a paper with me.)

I googled "Mason B. Porter" (with quotes) but couldn't find a person by that name. I did, however, locate a Mason C. Porter (at findagrave.com, no less!).