I was talking to one of my friends just now and my name came up in a conversation he was having with a mutual friend last night. They apparently decided that I should go and donate sperm and that they would facilitate matters by signing up, etc. They added that it was important that I spread my seed and that this would be the most efficient way to do it. He was saying that if I spread enough seed that it could become like Thomas Jefferson's posse with all these people claiming to be his descendants via slaves he boinked. (Then with so many descendants, I would in theory be remembered in the history books---at least that's how his argument went.)
Well, it's nice to know I have friends with designs on my legacy and (implied) confidence in certain other things.
I don't think that I want to become one of the fathers of our country in this particular manner...
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Hrm, passive-aggressive promiscuity, I like it!
Apparently you get paid for it... A guy I knew from the class of '94 was a regular sperm donor for a while, largely from the efficiency argument (may as well get paid for "work" he'd be doing anyway). :-D
Btw, yesterday's Bad Reporter (http://www.sfgate.com/columnists/asmussen/archive/) is not completely unrelated to the topic...
Justin: Nice link!
The geeks shall inherit the earth!
A lot of cute Masons running around! I do no t think that is such a terrible thing. Nerds rule!!!
You are putting a lot of pressure on me...
Oh no! I don't mean to do that. Maybe you can have two or three little Masons...that's not too much pressure. :)
yeah, uhh the most efficient way to donate your seed right. I guess that would be better than spilling it on the livingroom floor....definately better than that since I don't imagine you could physically get close enough to a recipient to make the actual insertion yourself....
Yeah! My first anonymous potshot! (Is the Gazebo watching?) As usual, I get the shot when I don't actually say anything bad---it's really strange how that works. Maybe people just ignore the comment when I write something mean? This one was particularly harsh, too. Aiming below the belt...
Oh, and what makes you think I would choose the livingroom? What poor taste! I often have guests in my livingroom and this would probably discourage future visits. (Hell, if you're someone I know maybe you've even been to my place, so are you sure you want to encourage this?)
Oh, and thanks for the confidence boost. I'll go hang myself now.
oh I see. Mason your audiance is expanding! -jing
Yes, they love me everywhere. And because they think I won't procreate, that will make the surprise all the sweeter when my army is at their doorstep!
Surpise. My chief weapon is surprise. (And my mad quantum kaos skillz.)
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