Monday, April 30, 2007

Start the presses!

My book, Legends of Caltech III: Techer in the Dark (coauthored by Autumn Looijen '99), went off to the presses today. We started this project in May 2003, so it's taken quite a while. (Man, did I work hard on this...)

We'll have our first printed copies in two weeks, and the Caltech bookstore will start selling them a few days after that (either on Thursday 5/17 or Friday 5/18). There is supposed to be a book signing on Saturday 5/19 and there should be some sort of presentation as well. Naturally, Caltech will be having a press release, so it looks like I'm going to get to do my media slut routine again. I'm planning on having a book release party at my place on the night of 5/19 -- I'll keep you posted about that. (I hear one is supposed to have book release parties when one's books come out.) There is also a screenwriter looking at the book right now, and hopefully this will lead to a movie inspired by it. (I'm basically trying to inspire a sequel to Real Genius, though the movie aspect of things is at an extremely preliminary stage.)

Autumn and I are also writing Legends IV. You can submit stories to the above website. That book has an ETA of May 2010 or 2011.

Grindhouse

I wrote part of this post 9 days ago; I ought to finish it.

Another movie I saw a while ago is Grindhouse, which Cat, Lemming, and I viewed at midnight at the Rialto theatre. For a double feature of campiness like this film, this was absolutely the right way to see the flick (though I was really tired the next day as a result).

I really enjoyed the film -- some of the fake trailers were awesome (I want to see Machete!) -- and the old-school touches like "missing" reels were extremely nice touches.

The format of the film was that of a grindhouse double feature (hence the name). Many of the fake trailers were awesome and most of the others were at least "awesome" (the Nicholas Cage thing was completely random, but it amused me quite a bit), there were "missing reels" at appropriate points (wait, how did that catch on fire? people should be more careful when they're boinking -- that reminds me: the word 'boink' was used in an episode of Buffy we saw last night; I approve!), and it was all a bunch of campy fun.

I actually enjoyed the whole car chasey second film better than the first one (which was a zombie flick with some humerous elemenrs), which surprised me, but a few of the trailers were my favorite parts of the whole thing. Anyway, it was a good time.

Oh, and another good thing about the Rialto was that one can get really good popcorn with real butter. That's always a treat.

I still need to write a review of Hot Fuzz. My reviews have been less thorough and timely for a while. I just haven't been in the mood to write those types of entries lately.

But do they wear them at night?

Here is a picture gallery (and accompanying article, which I didn't read) about some of the eyewear baseball players have worn in the past. (I found out about this from Rob Neyer's blog on epsn.com.)

All hail Chris Sabo!

Friday, April 27, 2007

My future?

This website apparently contains chapter 1 of a novel with a character who shares my name. (No word yet on whether I'm getting killed off in chapter one in this book too...)

In this text, I utter the following line:

Welcome new students, and welcome back those who are returning. I am Dean Mason Porter. In this school, you will build your elemental powers. Some of you are aware of this and others are hearing this for the first time.

Did I ever mention that I am a chaos elemental?

Thursday, April 26, 2007

License plate of the day

While leaving the parking lot after tonight's scrumptious dinner at Gyu Kaku, I saw a car with the license plate "MR SUBTL".

I approve!

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Baseball update

The Dodgers are first in the National League West and have been for a while. (Granted, as I write this, our lead is only 1 game.)

After today's loss, the Yankees are now in last place! I don't think it will last, but I can at least enjoy this for one day.

My fantasy team has been going through a major slump lately. My ranking might eventually be decent again, but I think it will take a while.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Tonight I dine on turtle soup

Well, that was actually three weeks ago when I saw TMNT. The movie was really fun, and I was especially amused by the scene with the imp (and "Black Betty" in the background).

I wouldn't call the film a work of art, but it was good (bordering on very good) and definitely a lot of fun.

I don't feel like writing a long entry about this.

Headline: Catholic Church Removes Outer Plane from Multiverse

You don't believe me?

Just take a look at this story on yahoo.com (which was pointed out to me by Danny Schwarzblatt).

The Catholic Church released a 41-page document that gets rid of the concept of Limbo. As a result, tons of githzerai, slaadi, and Harry Belafonte are now homeless.

According to rumors, Mechanus (aka Nirvana) might be the next Outer Plane to be removed. At the moment, only the Happy Hunting Grounds seems safe from expulsion (if for no other reason than it would hurt Dick Cheney).

Friday, April 20, 2007

Alternative USB drives

Courtesy Janet Sheung, here is an alternative USB drive consisting of a teddy bear that one has to behead to connect to one's computer.

I mentioned this to Lemming while at Jorian's tonight and he told me about the humping dog USB drive (watch it in action here), which is as wrong as it sounds. (IMO, the bear is funnier.)

Thursday, April 19, 2007

Slayage

As was noted in another post, we (Lemming, Zifnab, [Mike]^2, Lanth, and I) have been powering through Buffy the Vampire Slayer recently. We finished the first season a while ago and are currently about 1/3 to 1/2 of the way through season two.

I've been enjoying the series quite a bit predominantly because it has one of my favorite things in life: lots of witty one-liners.

Thus far, my two favorites are (possibly in order):

Xander: "Angel was in your bedroom?"
Willow: "Ours is a forbidden love."

Principal Snyder: "It's fuzzy-minded liberal thinking like that that gets you eaten."


So, I could write more, but I figure that can happen in the comments. Naturally, I always gravitate towards the nerdiest character in just about every show/movie, so I'm in the Willow camp (t-shirt style + occasional deadpan comments = win).

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Tales from the arXiv: Updated paper edition

The following paper recently got updated on the arXiv:

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replaced with revised version Tue, 17 Apr 2007 18:02:10 GMT (17kb)

Title: Communicating over adversarial quantum channels using quantum list codes
Authors: Debbie Leung and Graeme Smith
Categories: quant-ph
Comments: 6 pages. Discussion expanded and more details provided in proofs. Far
less unclear than previous version
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I love the following portion of the 'Comments' field: Far less unclear than previous version



Actually, I know the first author of this paper (she's a former Tech postdoc and before that was a Mole from the class of 1995), and as far as I can tell her research seems good. (It's certainly quite highly regarded.) But that snippet from the comments is extremely amusing.

Words of advice for letters of recommendation

The following letter to the editor was written by mathematics professor Gerald Folland and appeared in the April 2007 issue of the Notices of the AMS:

"From the chair of a hiring committee to everyone who writes letters for job candidates: Recommending someone "in the strongest possible terms" has become a cliché. I urge you in the strongest possible terms to find other ways of expressing your enthusiasm."

Nice!

Today's fortune

I opened two fortune cookies today. Here is the fortune that amused me:

"You are heading for a land of sunshine and fun."

Quote of the Day

This one comes from my attempt in an IM conversation to convince one of my friends (essentially by fiat) that I can be charming and not just "charming" (a word -- with quotes -- that also occurred in the conversation): "I have an alternative type of charisma."

Did I mention that most of my close friends are extremely blunt? Just about all the people who pass the various litmus tests almost invariably are.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Bumper sticker of the day

I was walking home this afternoon and I saw a car with the bumper sticker, "All your oil are belong to U.S."

That is so awesome!

Report from the refereeing trenches

I am currently refereeing the revised version of a paper I had previously refereed. (Actually, I have been doing a number of these lately, but I have a specific one in mind.) One of my comments on the original version of the paper was that there were severe grammatical problems (and typos) that needed to be fixed. In their response to this point in the cover letter, the authors wrote:

"We have checked spelling and did our best to improve the grammatic."

Dude!

Prank alert: The California Tech visits MIT

Well, this isn't much of an alert because the prank actually occurred on Friday. I'm just getting around to posting this entry now.

For April 1st, The California Tech decided to have a few fake pages in the style of MIT's school newspaper. There were some April Fools articles in the issue, but the plans expanded to writing an entire fake issue of the MIT paper and flying over to Boston to deliver it on their Campus Preview Weekend (what they call prefrosh weekend) in lieu of their regular paper. I approve!

I have only glanced through the actual articles -- one can find copies of the paper all over campus -- and they don't seem particularly funny (although a couple of things are amusing). However, the writing per se is far less important than the prank itself, which is awesome! (Autumn and I are definitely planning to have a story about this prank in Legends IV.)

One thing I don't know is whether our upcoming book helped motivate this prank. (An article about the book is going to be appearing in the next issue of The Tech, so such things had been stirring in the air around The Tech for a while now.) Naturally, one of the big motivations of the book is to encourage pranks, so hopefully that will happen. There have certainly been several encouraging signs over the past couple of years and some amount of money from each copy of our book that's sold will be going towards a prank fund, so there will be some money available for this stuff.

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Rant Chaser: Baby Animals

A while back, Lemming had the idea of pointing out something cute as a sort of 'rant chaser'. I think that idea is brilliant, so here are some pictures of baby animals.

Jackie Robinson and the meaning (or lack thereof) of "tributes"

This one is going to be a rant...

In his comedy sketches, George Carlin has a section devoted to "things that piss [him] off." Well, here's something that pisses me off:

First, let me set the stage. Jackie Robinson made his Major League debut 60 years ago tomorrow, becoming the first African-American player to play in a Major League baseball game. He and other players from the Negro Leagues had been held out of the Majors for a long time, and Robinson was quite a pioneer. He was not only a Hall-of-Fame player (check out his stats; they're awesome), but he had to really go through a lot of shit as being the first African American player. It's not that subsequent ones didn't go through garbage, but it's really hard to be the first and by essentially all accounts Robinson was the first not just because of his incredible physical ability and skills but also because he had the mentality to be able to be the first. Because of people like Robinson, we have gotten the privelege of watching wonderful players such as Ken Griffey, Jr., Frank Thomas, and (steroids or otherwise) Barry Bonds. So it's really clear that immense tributes to pioneers such as Robinson are appropriate.

In 1997, Robinson's number (42), already retired by the Dodgers (he played for us) was retired by all of Major League Baseball, except with a grandfathering of others who were using the number at the time. This was, of course, a public relations move, but it was extremely classy and was just a nice touch. The original plan for tomorrow was for select players (chosen specifically because they somehow are good representatives of Robinson; and let's assume for the sake of argument that some outside person selects the players and does a perfect job of doing so -- i.e., I don't want to argue about the details of who should be chosen, but let's assume that there is some relatively small number of players who should be chosen) to wear number 42 as a tribute to Robinson and for all of the Dodgers to wear the number because the Dodgers were Robinson's team and there was some pioneering on the team's part (or at least for individuals associated with the team) for being part of getting Robinson a spot in the Majors where he belonged.

Granted, this is gimmicky and is naturally part of the PR machine, but it's still a very nice tribute if it done correctly. The problem is that what was supposed to be a tribute has turned into one of those rote things that people do on anniversaries that remove all tributary meaning. Basically, just about every African American player is going to wear Robinson's number and five teams (the last time I checked) will have everybody wearing the number. Maybe this is just my cynicism coming out, but this turns things from being a tribute to something on the order of wearing the number because it's hip to do so. Some baseball writers, such as Rob Neyer of ESPN.com, have expressed this perspective. The thing just pisses me off. Here's a guy who deserves a real tribute on the anniversary of his Major League debut and the giant PR machine is instead turning it into a fashion statement and removing the meaning in the process. It's fucking horseshit.

Physical Review resubmission process imitates Dragonlance

I am currently trying to resubmit one of my articles to Physical Review A. My collaborators and I changed several of the figures (we needed to increase the font size of the axis labels) so I need to upload all the figures and indicate what number figure each of the new ones is. I keep writing down what the correct number and subpanel is (for example, 8b) for each .eps file, but when I go to the next screen in the submission process after uploading, most of them are listed as figure "2" and I am getting an error indicating that I have multiple figures labeled as "2". (This has happened on multiple iterations, and I swear there are a couple of figures that I've corrected more than, um, two times.) WTF? When did gully dwarves start working for APS?