Gummy Bear genetics pic.twitter.com/XEkHuoSAz2
— Scott Kerr (@scott_kerr) February 25, 2018
Sunday, February 25, 2018
Gummy Bear Genetics
Thursday, February 22, 2018
Alan Kay's 1972 Vision of the Personal Computer
Alan Kay's 1972 vision of the personal computer: "Let's just do it!" Fundamental design principles of computation, robustness & evolvability, anticipates issues in augmented intelligence & AI-human cooperation (user just a process, too) ht @michael_nielsen https://t.co/8Wn3pXQNkl pic.twitter.com/BC1oW9883N
— Jessica Flack (@C4COMPUTATION) February 21, 2018
"Opinion Formation and Distribution in a Bounded-Confidence Model on Various Networks"
Title: Opinion Formation and Distribution in a Bounded-Confidence Model on Various Networks
Authors: X. Flora Meng, Robert A. Van Gorder, and Mason A. Porter
Abstract: In the social, behavioral, and economic sciences, it is important to predict which individual opinions eventually dominate in a large population, whether there will be a consensus, and how long it takes for a consensus to form. Such ideas have been studied heavily both in physics and in other disciplines, and the answers depend strongly both on how one models opinions and on the network structure on which opinions evolve. One model that was created to study consensus formation quantitatively is the Deffuant model, in which the opinion distribution of a population evolves via sequential random pairwise encounters. To consider heterogeneity of interactions in a population along with social influence, we study the Deffuant model on various network structures (deterministic synthetic networks, random synthetic networks, and social networks constructed from Facebook data). We numerically simulate the Deffuant model and conduct regression analyses to investigate the dependence of the time to reach steady states on various model parameters, including a confidence bound for opinion updates, the number of participating entities, and their willingness to compromise. We find that network structure and parameter values both have important effects on the convergence time and the number of steady-state opinion groups. For some network architectures, we observe that the relationship between the convergence time and model parameters undergoes a transition at a critical value of the confidence bound. For some networks, the steady-state opinion distribution also changes from consensus to multiple opinion groups at this critical value.
Wednesday, February 21, 2018
Mathematical Haiku
My mathematical haiku are part of a collection of haiku published in Journal of Humanistic Mathematics in January 2018: https://t.co/ZbG0JEBgL6
— Mason Porter (@masonporter) February 22, 2018
(Yes, even my haiku sometimes include sarcasm.) pic.twitter.com/ogPXYmmR9W
(Thanks to Paul Glendinning for the Twitter 'mention', from which I learned that my haiku made it into the article.)
What Happens in Knoxville Stays in Knoxville
I'd try to link to a relevant website, except that my internet connection at the airport is glacially slow, so I'm not going to even try for now. We'll be formulating some forward-looking big problems in network neuroscience to think about together and then hopefully start thinking deeply about and trying to solve.
Update: Here is the link to our working group.
Tuesday, February 20, 2018
Danger in the Nth Dimension: A 1950s Comic with N = 4
Alarming Comics #1 (1957) pic.twitter.com/tn7wzIxKlC
— Panel Pulp (@panelpulp) February 19, 2018
And this was with only a 4th dimension!
This will be great fodder for some math and physics talks... "NO! Don't enter that manifold!"
(Tip of the cap to James Gleick.)
Monday, February 19, 2018
Tales from the ArXiv: Building on "Seminal but Laconic" Findings
The sentence in the abstract reads as follows: Building on the seminal but laconic findings of Adachi, we show that the deviation from second order can be used to rigorously determine the Stokes lines and therefore the region of the space that should be removed.
I think I need to steal the first part of that sentence, and I know that I have felt that way on many occasions (e.g., with respect to work by Nesterenko) in my career.
"Neither Global nor Local: Heterogeneous Connectivity in Spatial Network Structures of World Migration"
Title: Neither Global nor Local: Heterogeneous Connectivity in Spatial Network Structures of World Migration
Authors: Valentin Danchev and Mason A. Porterc
Abstract: For a long time, geographic regions were considered the dominant spatial arbiter of international migration of people. However, since the late 1970s, many scholars have argued that movements reach beyond contiguous regions to connect distant, dispersed, and previously disconnected countries across the globe. The precise structure of world migration, however, remains an open question. We apply network analysis that incorporates spatial information to international migration-stock data to examine what multilateral structures of world migration have emerged from the interplay of regional concentration (local cohesion)and global interconnectedness (global cohesion) for the period 1960–2000. In the world migration network (WMN), nodes represent countries located in geographic space, and edges represent migrants froman origin country who live in a destination country during each decade. We characterize the large-scale structure and evolution of the WMN by algorithmically detecting international migration communities (i.e., sets of countries that are densely connected via migration) using a generalized modularity function for spatial, temporal, and directed networks. Our findings for the whole network suggest that movements in the WMN deviate significantly from the regional boundaries of the world and that international migration communities have become globally interconnected over time. However, we observe a strong variability in the distribution of strengths, neighborhood overlaps, and lengths of migration edges in the WMN. This manifests as three types of communities: global, local, and glocal. We find that long-distance movements in global communities bridge multiple non-contiguous countries, whereas local (and, to a lesser extent, glocal) communities remain trapped in contiguous geographic regions (or neighboring regions) for almost the whole period, contributing to a spatially fragmented WMN. Our findings demonstrate that world migration is neither regionally concentrated nor globally interconnected, but instead exhibits a heterogeneous connectivity pattern that channels unequal migration opportunities across the world.
Wednesday, February 14, 2018
Tales from the ArXiv: "The Random Walk of Cars and Their Collision Probabilities with Planets"
However, there are also some choice quotes in the paper. For example, I really like this deadpan sentence: We now turn to the long-term dynamical evolution for which we integrate 240 realizations of the Tesla for 3.5 Myr into the future.
The final part of the abstract is also nice: By running a large ensemble of simulations with slightly perturbed initial conditions, we estimate the probability of a collision with Earth and Venus over the next one million years to be 6% and 2.5%, respectively. We estimate the dynamical lifetime of the Tesla to be a few tens of millions of years. (I guess the simulation of 3.5 million years wasn't long enough.)
(Tip of the cap to Predrag Cvitanovic.)
Physics Fashion Police: Save the Pocket Protector
There's a new edition of "Surely You're Joking, Mr. Feynman" that just came out this month. Funnily and interestingly, the photo on the cover is the same as before, but the pocket protector is gone. How unfashionable! @dschwa8059 @phalpern https://t.co/wLaCGynpS2 via @amazon pic.twitter.com/7MOrBVnzVa
— Ash Jogalekar (@curiouswavefn) February 14, 2018
(Tip of the cap to John Dudley.)
Tuesday, February 13, 2018
"Direct Measurement of Superdiffusive Energy Transport in Disordered Granular Chains"
Here are some details.
Title: Direct Measurement of Superdiffusive Energy Transport in Disordered Granular Chains
Authors: Eunho Kim, Alejandro J. Martínez, Sean E. Phenisee, Panayotis G. Kevrekidis, Mason A. Porter, and Jinkyu Yang
Teaser: Wave propagation is often nonlinear in character, yet the interplay between disorder and nonlinearity remains elusive. Kim et al. use experiments and corroborating numerical simulations to investigate this phenomenon and demonstrate superdiffusive energy transport in disordered granular chains.
Abstract: Energy transport properties in heterogeneous materials have attracted scientific interest for more than half of a century, and they continue to offer fundamental and rich questions. One of the outstanding challenges is to extend Anderson theory for uncorrelated and fully disordered lattices in condensed-matter systems to physical settings in which additional effects compete with disorder. Here we present the first systematic experimental study of energy transport and localization properties in simultaneously disordered and nonlinear granular crystals. In line with prior theoretical studies, we observe in our experiments that disorder and nonlinearity—which individually favor energy localization—can effectively cancel each other out, resulting in the destruction of wave localization. We also show that the combined effect of disorder and nonlinearity can enable manipulation of energy transport speed in granular crystals. Specifically, we experimentally demonstrate superdiffusive transport. Furthermore, our numerical computations suggest that subdiffusive transport should be attainable by controlling the strength of the system’s external precompression force.
Thursday, February 08, 2018
Beware of "Echolocating Insectivorous Hats"
And this is why we still need editors in the age of text-scanning software. pic.twitter.com/EiDeW4FiGZ
— Markus Eichhorn (@markus_eichhorn) February 8, 2018
(Tip of the cap to Jennifer Ouelette.)
Sunday, February 04, 2018
Tolkienesque Maps of National Parks
Please, please, please can we do this for university campus maps? That would be so awesome!
An artist is reimagining England’s national parks in the style of J.R.R. Tolkien’s maps https://t.co/Zx3cFjakKj pic.twitter.com/KdnQGI4Qgg
— Andrew Liptak (@AndrewLiptak) February 4, 2018
(Tip of the cap to Peter Dodds.)
Friday, February 02, 2018
Thursday, February 01, 2018
"Surprise!"
In addition to these three categories, no face is detected in 24 images.
A Dozen Ways to Divide the United Kingdom
A Dozen Ways To Divide The United Kingdom pic.twitter.com/LuMZ8hC3tG
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) February 1, 2018
(Tip of the cap to Melina Freitag.)
Tuesday, January 30, 2018
Monday, January 29, 2018
"Compass Grass" (aka "Clock Grass")
Word(s) of the day: “compass grass”, “clock grass” - common names for kinds of beach grass (Ammophila), given for their habit of inscribing perfect circles in sand when their leaves are swung by the wind.
— Robert Macfarlane (@RobGMacfarlane) January 29, 2018
Photo by @JamesPMarsden (”8.30 on the sand-clock”) pic.twitter.com/NvBN2O4V9e
Wednesday, January 24, 2018
Chipper Jones, Jim Thome, Vladimir Guerrero, and Trevor Hoffman Elected to Baseball Hall of Fame!
Jones and Thome were in their first year of eligibility, Guerrero was in his second, and Hoffman was in his third. I thought Thome might squeak through this year, but I wasn't sure if he'd make it in his ballot debut, and he ended up sailing through with close to 90% of the vote. Jones was on 97.2% of the ballots; this is one of the highest totals in history and doesn't come as any surprise at all. Guerrero jumped to more than 90% of the vote (similar to Roberto Alomar's 2nd-year entry to the Hall years before), so it seems there were a bunch of writers who feel he's a Hall of Famer but not somebody who should enter on the first ballot. Trevor Hoffmann ended up with 79.9% of the vote.
Several people made great gains. Importantly, Edgar Martínez squeaked just past 70% of the vote, and it looks like he'll finally make it in 2019, his last year of eligibility through election by the writers. Mike Mussina jumped from the low 50s to 63.5%, and I think he has an outside shot to make it next year (and he'll certainly make it in 2020). Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds went up a bit, and the only reason they're not in already is because of their extracurricular activities. They will have to wait for some other mechanism, as they're only inching upward. Curt Schilling got back over 50% of the vote, and he'll eventually make it. Both he and Mussina should have been elected to the Hall of Fame years ago, but the writers seem not to be very good at recognizing the quality of many starting pitchers.
Omar Vizquel, who got about 37% of the vote, will get to become the new Jack Morris, so people will be arguing about him for many years. He'll eventually make the Hall, but I don't think he deserves it. Larry Walker got a nice jump to 34.1%, but he's in his 8th year of eligibility, so I think he'll have to wait for some sort of veterans committee. I think he'll make it eventually, and his path is resembling that of Alan Trammell, though it looks like Walker is on the way to doing slightly better than Trammell on his final vote totals.
Among the newcomers who are expected to be in the 2019 Hall of Fame ballot, Mariano Rivera will obviously make it on the first ballot. He's the only newcomer who clearly is going to get elected next year. Roy Halladay deserves to make it and will get a bunch of votes, but I think he'll have to wait a bit, especially with his relatively low win total and how tough it's usually been for starting pitchers to get elected during the past couple of decades. It will be interesting to see how many votes Lance Berkman and Roy Oswalt get. I think Roy Oswalt, who doesn't deserve entry, will not even get the 5% to stay on the ballot. I suspect that Berkman will be underappreciated, but I think he had a Hall of Fame peak (though he falls short on peak length and counting numbers). Miguel Tejada is another interesting player to watch; I think he'll get enough votes to stay on the ballot, though I think he falls short of meriting a spot in the Hall. I think that Todd Helton belongs in the Hall of Fame, but I suspect it's going to take some time. (He may end up with a similar road as Larry Walker, and I think both will ultimately enter the Hall of Fame.) There's also Andy Pettitte, who will probably get a nontrivial (though not horribly high) number of votes, though I don't think he deserves to make it. Maybe he'll become the new Jack Morris?
Update: Here is David Schoenfield's list of winners and losers from today's Hall of Fame results.
Monday, January 22, 2018
How Not to Write a Mathematics Paper: Snarky Edition
I don't think I've ever encountered this page before. It's hard to find a favorite. There's also lots of great snark in the explanatory notes.
Here is one bit of snark: "One practical criticism applies to this book as well as a large part of contemporary mathematical production: the various statements are called by different names, such as Lemma, Theorem, Proposition, Corollary; the first three are numbered independently of each other, while the numbers assigned to corollaries are functions of several variables; in addition, numbered formulae have their own separate numeration. The strain placed on the reader by this partial ordering is obvious, but apparently readers seek vengeance on other readers when they turn into authors."
(Tip of the cap to @mathematicsprof.)
Saturday, January 20, 2018
It's Still Billy Joel to Me: H. P. Lovecraft Edition
Though it's still Billy Joel to me!
(Tip of the cap to Todd Wilkinson.)
Friday, January 19, 2018
Headline of the Day: Well Played
This headline writer deserves a Pulitzer.#Trump #FakeNewsAwards @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/XYX2ayi4PO
— Danielle Muscato (@DanielleMuscato) January 18, 2018
(Tip of the cap to David Kung.)
Monday, January 15, 2018
Bookstore Snark: I Approve!
Right here in #Cleveland @MacsBacks #ShitHoleCountries (my personal fave Junot Diaz) pic.twitter.com/zZ6z07PFDa
— Alok Khorana (@aakonc) January 14, 2018
Friday, January 12, 2018
"Synergistic Effects in Threshold Models on Networks"
Title: Synergistic Effects in Threshold Models on Networks
Authors: Jonas S. Juul, and Mason A. Porter
Abstract: Network structure can have a significant impact on the propagation of diseases, memes, and information on social networks. Different types of spreading processes (and other dynamical processes) are affected by network architecture in different ways, and it is important to develop tractable models of spreading processes on networks to explore such issues. In this paper, we incorporate the idea of synergy into a two-state ("active" or "passive") threshold model of social influence on networks. Our model’s update rule is deterministic, and the influence of each meme-carrying (i.e., active) neighbor can—depending on a parameter—either be enhanced or inhibited by an amount that depends on the number of active neighbors of a node. Such a synergistic system models social behavior in which the willingness to adopt either accelerates or saturates in a way that depends on the number of neighbors who have adopted that behavior. We illustrate that our model’s synergy parameter has a crucial effect on system dynamics, as it determines whether degree-k nodes are possible or impossible to activate. We simulate synergistic meme spreading on both random-graph models and networks constructed from empirical data. Using a heterogeneous mean-field approximation, which we derive under the assumption that a network is locally treelike, we are able to determine which synergy-parameter values allow degree-k nodes to be activated for many networks and for a broad family of synergistic models.
Thursday, January 11, 2018
Up-Goer Five Text Editor
Tuesday, January 09, 2018
What Happens at the Joint Mathematics Meetings Stays at the Joint Mathematics Meetings (2018 Edition)
Update: Here is a short video of some nice scenery during my train ride from Los Angeles to San Diego. Below is a still shot that I took just before the video and also a picture of me and a statue of the late, great Tony Gwynn.
And, finally, here is my tweet after I arrived.
I made it to the 2018 Joint Math Meetings (@JointMath)! #JMM2018
— Mason Porter (@masonporter) January 10, 2018
I'll try not to get booed during my talk this year, like I was in 2005. (With people from an impending on-campus faculty interview in the audience.)
You know you've made it when you're booed at a math conference.
Saturday, January 06, 2018
Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius
Friday, January 05, 2018
For Good Weather, Call Jenny
It’s so cold!!! But at least the weather has Jenny’s number. pic.twitter.com/CRQlRytWWr
— John Haydon (@johnhaydon) January 4, 2018
(Tip of the cap to Bruno Gonçalves.)
Thursday, January 04, 2018
Also in Physics Today: Mary Somerville!
The Problem With Talking to People
Wednesday, January 03, 2018
The Physics of Croissants
Also, check out the lovely contact network in the two-dimensional contact network that one can see in the picture.
Update: Great minds think alike!
You know you've been thinking too much about 2D networks when your immediate thought, and also @masonporter 's, is to analyze the centrality of a croissant. https://t.co/uvVGfaD5Kk
— Karen Daniels (@karenedaniels) January 4, 2018
Monday, January 01, 2018
Calligraphy in an Old Edition of The Lady of Shalott
Enjoy the outstanding calligraphy and illuminations by Alberto Sangorski in this 1908 edition of Tennyson’s The Lady of Shalott https://t.co/SU4FTrYOkG pic.twitter.com/Aq8ZUlXd0N
— Journal of Art in Society (@artinsociety) January 2, 2018
(Tip of the cap to Sydney Padua.)
Sunday, December 31, 2017
"Party-Time Symmetry"
I'm pretty sure that Big Audio Dynamite was referring to PT Symmetry in one of their songs. :)
Walk-Up Music for Keynote Talks by Scientists
When scientists give keynote talks at conferences, we ought to play personal walk-up music (a la professional wrestling) to set the mood.
— Mason Porter (@masonporter) December 31, 2017
(On days that I particularly want to empathize with the audience, I might choose "What Have I Done to Deserve This?" by the Pet Shop Boys.)
An Annual Hourglass
(This is also probably the one that Squeeze was singing about. ;) )
The Timewheel in Budapest is possibly the world's largest hourglass, and it needs to be reset every New Year's Eve. Each December 31, a team of four people uses steel cables to rotate it, preparing the monstrosity for another year pic.twitter.com/gpjg8pqK8g
— Atlas Obscura (@atlasobscura) December 31, 2017
(Tip of the cap to Karen Daniels.)
Saturday, December 30, 2017
A Knotty Bridge
The Lucky Knot bridge in Changsha, China is a topologically fascinating structure. It's effectively three bridges woven into one and it has no beginning and no end https://t.co/uywNdJgMoF pic.twitter.com/PbNsMdtINA
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) December 30, 2017
(Tip of the cap to Henry Segerman.)
Friday, December 29, 2017
United States Senators and Social Licking Among Cows
Here is a choice quote: "The model of social licking among cows best predicts, as a target, cosponsorship among U.S. senators in the Ninety-Third Congress."
Note: The sentence is highly amusing, and I understand it in the context of the paper, but (1) the term "predicts" is misleading with respect to the analysis performed, and (2) one of course has to ask how the result changes if a different sample of networks is used. There has, of course, been a bunch of work (including by my collaborators and me) in the last decade and a half on examining similarities among networks.
(Tip of the cap to Brian Keegan.)
Monday, December 25, 2017
Microbiology Chess Set
ICYMI here are photos of my #microbiology #Chess set (composed with lots of help from the twitter community). The pic of 4 pawns shows samples of finishes I am considering. Would love to hear comments! https://t.co/LcU2TPeyER pic.twitter.com/kYXd266Ifr
— IAmSciArt: Chris Taylor (@IAmSciArt) December 25, 2017
(Tip of the cap to Paul Macklin.)
Saturday, December 23, 2017
Travel Time from London in 1881
My favorite part of this visualization is for a trip to Africa, as the rapid change in colors once you arrive on the content very nicely and tersely tells you something about the change in transportation mode (and topography, etc.).
I'm sure there are plenty of other similarly interesting things if one looks closely.
This map shows travel time from London in 1881 pic.twitter.com/CbMNxcDEpu
— Conrad Hackett (@conradhackett) December 23, 2017
(Tip of the cap to Sydney Padua.)
Wednesday, December 20, 2017
Academic X-Mas Bingo Board
With Christmas just around the corner, it's time to play the academia bingo. Who's going to win first this year? pic.twitter.com/UMVLgYJNBT
— Sylvain ❄️👨🏻🎓 (@DevilleSy) December 20, 2017
(Tip of the cap to Sabine Hossenfelder.)
Tuesday, December 19, 2017
An Oxford Comma's Twitter Account
(Tip of the cap to Kerstin Nordstrom.)
Jeremy, the Left-Coiled Snail
In the Wikipedia entry, I am amused by the deadpan nature of the information box in the upper-right corner.
(And, in case you're wondering, there are really good reasons to study genetically unusual orientations like this.)
Sunday, December 17, 2017
Practicing for Scholarly Censorship in Modern Dystopian America
I figure that I should get practice at censoring my scholarly research, which naturally is neither evidence-based nor science-based (even when I publish it in a journal called "Archrival-of-Nature Advances").
— Mason Porter (@masonporter) December 17, 2017
(Where is George Carlin when we need him?)#CDC7words pic.twitter.com/WvNuUSpKn5
Tales from the ArXiv: "Sheep Soliton"
Yes, under a suitable approximation, it appears that you can gave a soliton description of certain types of collective behavior in sheep.
Below are the title and abstract. (I was hoping for an intriguing picture from the experimental data, but alas the visuals in this article are run-of-the-mill.) In other contexts, when sheep (a type of 'active matter') behave like a fluid, there are obvious jokes to tell about "shearing instabilities".
Title: Sheep Soliton
Abstract: Monitoring small groups of sheep in spontaneous evolution in the field, we decipher behavioral rules that sheep follow at the individual scale in order to sustain collective motion. Individuals alternate grazing mode at null speed and moving mode at walking speed, so cohesive motion stems from synchronizing when they decide to switch between the two modes. We propose a model for the individual decision making process and parametrize it from data. Next, we translate this individual-based model into its density-flow equations counterpart, considering 1D-motion along the group trajectory. Numerical solving these equations display a solitary wave propagating at constant speed. Coupling individual and collective levels, groups motion can then be seen as a wave propagating at some fraction of the individual walking speed even though each individual is at any moment either stopped or walking. Considering the minimal model embedded in these equations, we show analytically that it has the Korteweg-De Vries (KdV) Soliton as a steady regime solution. This soliton emerges from the non linear coupling of start/stop individual decisions which compensate exactly for diffusion and promotes a steady ratio of walking / stopped individuals, which in turn determines the wave speed. The convergence to only one solitary wave from any initial condition, and which can recover from perturbation, gives a high robustness to this biological system.
Update (12/18/17): I forgot to make a snarky remark along the following lines: One first needs to do a continuum approximation to get a relevant nonlinear wave equation.
For the actual sheep, one would think that there is some energy shedding as the wave propagates. :)
Saturday, December 16, 2017
A 1999 Death Knell for Examination "Blue Books"
First, it's interesting to read about the origin of blue books. Here is part of it:
Michele V. Cloonan has a theory. As chairwoman of UCLA's Department of Library and Information Science, she believes they evolved from the cheaply produced, paper-covered school books, almanacs and novels known as the bibliotheque bleue, or blue library, in 18th century France.
Before the invention of chlorine bleach in 1774 revolutionized paper production, white books had to be made from white rags. Blue books came from blue rags, often from the old clothes of sailors. Blue paper was the cheap stuff, used for the covers of throwaway books.
And, earlier in the article, we have this excerpt: "Well, those exam booklets, after torturing college students with writer's cramp for almost 150 years, may finally be on the way out.
They're being replaced, of course, by the floppy disk." (LOL!)
And another beauty: "Equipped with the same level of encryption security used by the Federal Reserve Bank, the software makes cheating impossible." (LOL!)
And, of course, the blue book also ought to have a snake on it...
(Tip of the cap to @mathematicsprof.)
Friday, December 15, 2017
The Physics of a "Proclaimer" Walking 500 Miles, and then Attempting to Walk 500 More
The physics of a standard "Proclaimer" walking 500 miles, and then attempting to walk 500 more.https://t.co/9HVckICEKi pic.twitter.com/9AzNP0T9EY
— Robert McNees (@mcnees) December 15, 2017
Quoting from the abstract: In this paper we examine the feasibility for a Proclaimer, modelled on the average Scottish male human, to walk such distances without food. It was found that a Proclaimer, would lose 1.3% of its body mass after 500 miles and 2.8% after 500 more.
That seems like a rather significant underestimate of how much body mass the Proclaimer would lose.
(Tip of the cap to Sabine Hossenfelder.)
Wednesday, December 13, 2017
In Phase Space, No One Can Hear You Scream.
My students have their ODE (ordinary differential equation) final tomorrow morning, and I’ve got the perfect shirt to wear for the occasion: "In phase space, no one can hear you scream." pic.twitter.com/79hoysL80A
— Mason Porter (@masonporter) December 14, 2017
2018 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Inductees
For the second year in a row, Depeche Mode was nominated but didn't get in. Maybe they'll make it next year?
Tuesday, December 12, 2017
Roxanne, Accelerated
I am amused.
Sort of a fun lesson in compound interest, I guess. Roxanne by the Police, but every time they say "Roxanne" the song gets 5% faster :) https://t.co/oAUlEt2HDv
— Mike Lawler (@mikeandallie) December 12, 2017
(Tip of the cap to Card Colm Mulcahy.)
Upside-Down Dreidel Spinning
As a kid, I didn't think spinning dreidels the normal way was sufficiently interesting, so I cultivated spinning them upside-down.
New Book: "Women in Mathematics"
I was able to download it for free at UCLA, so this should also be the case at other universities with similar deals with the publisher (Springer).
Monday, December 11, 2017
Natural Space Invaders
Who made this?!! 😂 #EntoGIF 🐞🐛🐞🐛💥 pic.twitter.com/UYpLReeW8I
— Ashleigh Whiffin (@AshWhiffin) December 10, 2017
(Tip of the cap to Matthew Holden.)
Sunday, December 10, 2017
Alan Trammell and Jack Morris Elected to Baseball Hall of Fame by the Modern Era Committee!
Alan Trammell is richly deserving of this honor and should have made it a long time ago, but I'm annoyed (though not surprised) that Jack Morris made it. Jack Morris doesn't belong in the Hall of Fame. Once again, Marvin Miller was not elected to the Hall of Fame, and he too should have been elected a long time ago.
The committee had 16 members, and people needed to be named on at least 12 ballots to make the Hall of Fame. Morris was named on 14 ballots, and Trammell was named on 13 of them. Miller has missed by 1 vote before, so I wonder how many ballots he was on this time. (Members of the committee could vote for a maximum of 4 players.)
The choice of players to be considered by the Modern Era Committee was a bit strange, and there were various people who were not considered this year who I hope will get consideration by this committee in the future.
Update: Some of the vote totals are listed in this article. Ted Simmons missed by just 1 vote, and Marvin Miller missed election by 5 votes. As it turns out, Trammell and Morris are the first living former players elected by one of baseball's Veterans Committees (under various names and guises) in 16 years. It is true that the 1980s are woefully underrepresented in Cooperstown, though Morris remains a weak selection.
Saturday, December 09, 2017
Ordering Dice by Stirring Them (Not Shaking Them)
Also, take a look at the very short video.
Very cool!
(Tip of the cap to Andrea Welsh.)
'Proof by Borges'
(These reviews are basically book reports anyway.)
Friday, December 08, 2017
Almost 11 Years in Review
no word needed... @YourPaperSucks pic.twitter.com/WW3zue9kmO
— Sarah Lambart (@Sarah_Lambart) December 8, 2017
For the story, see this Quora answer
(Tip of the cap to Joel Miller.)
A Very Long Login ID
Apparently, one can never have too many characters in a login ID, especially a prime one.
Be Careful with the 'Track Changes' Option
Here is a screen capture so that you can see this in full glory.Protip: When doing a big treason, don't track changes in Microsoft Word. https://t.co/DMgE6cdAWM
— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) December 8, 2017
(Tip of the cap to Francis Su.)
Curvature Blindness Illusion
The Remarkable 'Curvature Blindness' Illusion - Neuroskeptic https://t.co/KDPouUSuOW pic.twitter.com/AEHIdW9j3P
— Sabine Hossenfelder (@skdh) December 8, 2017
Thursday, December 07, 2017
An Imposter Physics Professor with a "Compulsion to Teach"
Quoting the Wikipedia entry: Marvin Hewitt (born 1922) was an American impostor who became, among other things, a university physics professor.
Hewitt was a high school drop-out with no qualifications who wanted to become an academic.[1] He always used names and identities of real-life people in his impostures. He later claimed that he had a "compulsion to teach".
This reminds me of the fictitious movie critic David Manning. (And, of course, there is the story of Sidd Finch.)
(Tips of the cap to MathFeed and Boing Boing.)
'Thoughts and Prayers' and the Los Angeles Fires
For those of you wondering, I am safe. I have a utilitarian suitcase packed in case I need to leave home in a hurry, but things look clear for my place right now and UCLA is somewhat more normal today (though classes are cancelled again today).
The Hellscape video is really impressive!
Not the typical morning commute... pic.twitter.com/kJIOQeqsIK
— A. Mutzabaugh CMT (@WLV_investor) December 6, 2017
Wednesday, December 06, 2017
Knight Rider and the Non-Existence of Functions
"In this paper, I will present a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a function that does not exist."
Coming in 2018 to a university near you.
Here is the original quote (which you can find on this page): Narrator: Knight Rider, a shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Michael Knight, a young loner on a crusade to champion the cause of the innocent, the helpless, the powerless, in a world of criminals who operate above the law.
Tuesday, December 05, 2017
"Make Your Own G.O.P. Tax Bill"
"Random Walks and Diffusion on Networks"
Title: Random Walks and Diffusion on Networks
Authors: Naoki Masuda, Mason A. Porter, and Renaud Lambiotte
Abstract: Random walks are ubiquitous in the sciences, and they are interesting from both theoretical and practical perspectives. They are one of the most fundamental types of stochastic processes; can be used to model numerous phenomena, including diffusion, interactions, and opinions among humans and animals; and can be used to extract information about important entities or dense groups of entities in a network. Random walks have been studied for many decades on both regular lattices and (especially in the last couple of decades) on networks with a variety of structures. In the present article, we survey the theory and applications of random walks on networks, restricting ourselves to simple cases of single and non-adaptive random walkers. We distinguish three main types of random walks: discrete-time random walks, node-centric continuous-time random walks, and edge-centric continuous-time random walks. We first briefly survey random walks on a line, and then we consider random walks on various types of networks. We extensively discuss applications of random walks, including ranking of nodes (e.g., PageRank), community detection, respondent-driven sampling, and opinion models such as voter models.
Special Guest Star: A very weary random walker
Sunday, December 03, 2017
The Museum of Failure
Notice the Nintendo Power Glove in the picture...
(I never bought the Power Glove, but I did buy a U-Force. I liked the idea, but the technology wasn't yet ready for practical use. Just image me playing Galaga by waving my hands back and forth. That was just about the only game with simple enough controls that the controller was even usable, and even then it was much harder than using something conventional.)
Is anybody able to tell what the portable game system under the yellow cans is?
The first thing that came to mind when I saw the post was New Coke, of course.
I should go to this exhibit!
Saturday, December 02, 2017
Claim: The Mathematics Subject Classification (MSC) Scheme Needs a Revamping
Every year, when I go through these dossiers, I am reminded at how poorly I fit into the two-digit MSC (Mathematics Subject Classification) scheme, as I my work is split across many of them without any obvious single home. Nonlinear and complex systems (and networks) shows up in the depths of many of the two-digit numbers, without a single obvious parental home. It is very easy for people who work on these (and other) kinds of interdisciplinary topics to fall into the cracks, and the extant MSC scheme and the extreme reliance upon it exacerbates this problem. It needs a revamping.
Simply put, the MSC is very poorly suited for classifying applied mathematicians. And because people have to use an American Mathematical Society (AMS) cover sheet when applying to US math departments and they also have to list MSC numbers on that cover sheet, people who work in such areas are hurt very severely on the academic job market for postdocs and junior faculty positions.
In my early applications, I put the two-digit number 37 ("Dynamical systems and ergodic theory") as my main subject area, but my application then often ended up in the hands of people proving theorems in those areas, and as a dirty applied mathematician I was often sunk at that point. I think that listing 37 in this way was a very serious mistake on my part. Things of course have worked out well in the end — yay, survivorship bias! — and working in between fields is far more fun and rewarding than not doing it, but it can also create an extra hurdle when on the job market, especially because of the major role that the MSC ontology plays in how applicant dossiers are doled out to different people to evaluate (and thus in who is reading the dossier). Thankfully, if it does work out, there is also the potential of benefits from the proverbial first-mover scientific advantage (or, to generalize, an early-mover scientific advantage), but first one has to get to that point and there are extra hurdles in the way.
While now it's more of a cosmetic thing for my personal situation (though other interdisciplinary people have to deal with this serious issue when on the market), this was very frustrating when I was applying for postdocs and my initial faculty jobs, as my application could so easily get siphoned off into the wrong spots and not find the right ones, purely as a result of the MSC ontology, which I was required to use in applications to US math departments as part of the AMS cover sheet.
Update: To illustrate my subject areas, take a look at my MathSciNet listing, although it only indexes a small subset of my papers and it captures a vanishingly small (well, not literally, but take a look on Google Scholar, and you will see that it is a factor of more than 50) fraction of my citations. I don't have a home within the MSC ontology, and most of the two-digit identifiers in which my work is best represented are still in 2017 often not construed to be areas of applied mathematics. Many people are open-minded, but many others are not, and the issues with the current MSC contribute seriously to this problem.
Update: By the way, as of right now, Google Scholar registers 10146 citations to my work. Meanwhile, MathSciNet registers 184 citations. These numbers differ by a factor of approximately 55.14.
Friday, December 01, 2017
Baseball's 2017 Comeback Players of the Year
Thursday, November 30, 2017
The Largest Prime Number in a Song
The largest prime number in a popular song is 8675309.https://t.co/A4aXni8NZU
— Algebra Fact (@AlgebraFact) November 29, 2017
(Tip of the cap to MathFeed.)
Tales from the ArXiv: Visibility of Women in Academic Seminars
Take a look at the data and suggestions, and see what you think.
Tuesday, November 28, 2017
RIP Joel Franklin (1930–2017)
During Junior year, a bunch of us took Joel Franklin's AMa 153 course on stochastic processes (especially during the first term, which could be used to satisfy Caltech's probability and statistics requirement). I also took Joel Franklin's linear programming course during my senior year.
Let's start with a story from Steve Van Hooser: "We'll start with the best story. Steven Michael, going through his material at the end of the term, found a homework set for Stochastic Processes that he forgot to turn in. He went to Franklin's office, and described his mistake. Franklin merely said: "Well..did you do it?" And Steven said yes. "Well...is it right?" And Steven said he thought so. So Franklin wrote a handwritten message to the registrar saying something to the effect of "Dear Judith [Goodstein], please change Steven's grade in AMa153 to an A. -J.N. Franklin". And that was that."
We invited Joel Franklin as a dinner guest in Lloyd House a couple of times, and Steve recounted a couple of those in his Facebook post.
Additionally, in Legends of Caltech III, we included a story filled with quotes from Joel Franklin. They give a good idea of the Joel Franklin experience, and this compilation from Jason Kastner (which I remember finding on his website at some point) inspired me to compile quotations from other professors who uttered many witticisms. Here is a version of the story from a .pdf of a pageproof version of the book. (I am pretty sure the typo in "the Navy way" definition was corrected before the final version.)
When I was in graduate school, I suggested Joel Franklin's book Methods of Mathematical Economics for the SIAM "Classics in Applied Mathematics" series, and thankfully that worked out. (Franklin originally published it with Springer, but there was some sort of falling out, and for a while the only way to get a "new" copy was as printed notes.)
In his honor, today we should all do something in "the Navy way".
(Tip of the cap to Steve Van Hooser, who was part of our AMa 153 contingent.)
The Mathematics of Marbling
(Tip of the cap to Alex Bateman.)
Tritares: Generalizing Guitars to Star-Graph Topologies
I saw a picture of a tritare from the following talk: Star graphs of Stieltjes strings, by Christiane Tretter (Bern, SUI)
You can read about the tritare at this article as well as this one.
They tried playing the sound (from an online video) before the first talk this morning, and it hurt.
Monday, November 27, 2017
The Hungry Hungry Hippos Theory of Science Funding
This game looks like the classic Hungry Hungry Hippos but with different "graphics". (The version I had as a kid was not long after it first came out. I am pretty sure that I know where it is in my parents' house — which is a bit rare for my childhood stuff.)
Teaching the kids about science funding pic.twitter.com/rdwylryNly
— Christophe🔬Leterrier (@christlet) November 25, 2017
(Tip of the cap to Kevin O'Keeffe.)
Sunday, November 26, 2017
Romans and the d12 Gaming System
(Tip of the cap to GrrlScientist.)
The Romans left over one hundred of these dodecahedrons across Europe, but we can only speculate their purpose pic.twitter.com/YvlWgbS4AB
— History Lovers Club (@historylvrsclub) November 26, 2017
Saturday, November 25, 2017
What Happens in Bielefeld Stays in Bielefeld
Grammatical Paraphernalia and the Original Guardian
(Tip of the cap to Sam Howison.)
Monday, November 20, 2017
Congratulations to Dr. Paul Brodersen
Congratulations!
Friday, November 17, 2017
"Is it Possible to Take All Words Out of Mathematical Expressions?"
Matrices, chaos, and birdtracks all make an appearance. The article also includes appearances by Gibbs, Silvester, Yorke, Cvitanović, and others.
Thursday, November 16, 2017
Giancarlo Stanton and José Altuve Win Most Valuable Player Awards
I am pleasantly surprised that Votto finished so close to Stanton. The consensus would be that it would not be this close (and Votto already was guaranteed to finish higher in the ranking than expected even when the top three were announced), though in my opinion Votto should have won.
The National League MVP was the one where it was hardest to predict who would win, and the close vote total at the top reflects that.
What Happens in Ithaca Stays in Ithaca (2017 Edition)
It's my first visit to Cornell in more than 4.5 years and only my second visit since I graduated!
I am at the airport way too bloody early. All of the men's bathrooms in this terminal are locked.
Wednesday, November 15, 2017
Corey Kluber and Max Scherzer Win Cy Young Awards
In the National League, the Dodgers' Clayton Kershaw finished 2nd. Kershaw has ranked as follows in the last 7 National League Cy Young Award ballots: 1, 2, 1, 1, 3, 5, 2. Wow! That gives Kershaw 4.56 Cy Young shares, which is 4th all time. (You can see the Cy Young share rankings on this page, though at the time of this writing, the page does not yet incorporate today's results.) Kershaw is going to sail into the Hall of Fame, and Max Scherzer is making quite a case for himself as well.
The two main articles to which I linked include the entire rankings and vote totals for this year's Cy Young Awards.
Things for Mathematicians to be Grateful For
It's really hard to pick a favorite. Maybe the one with the analyst or the one with the belated referee report?
Tuesday, November 14, 2017
Torey Lovullo and Paul Molitor Win Manager of the Year Awards
Monday, November 13, 2017
Congratulations to Dr. Birgit Brüggemeier!
The title of Birgit's thesis is "Is Drosophila song amplitude structure a communication signal?".
Aaron Judge and Cody Bellinger are the Rookies of the Year!
Update: The links above show the rankings and vote totals for both awards.
Awesome Trippy Architecture
Happy Rizzi Haus, Braunschweig, Germany pic.twitter.com/bGRcfqHuPa
— Architecture (@archpics) November 12, 2017
(Tip of the cap to Sydney Padua.)
Sunday, November 12, 2017
German Caricature Map from 1914
(Tip of the cap to I Fucking Love Maps.)
2017 Silver Slugger Awards
Saturday, November 11, 2017
Wednesday, November 08, 2017
Tales from the ArXiv: How to Make Any Shape "Zippable"
One of the cutest papers I've seen on the arXiv: how to make any shape "zippable" https://t.co/KwwpcUE3w0 pic.twitter.com/q9PbbE8xKL
— Elissa (@wheelissa) November 8, 2017
(Tip of the cap to Henry Segerman.)
Headline of the Day: "Sheep Learn to Recognise Celebrity Faces from Different Angles"
(This is one of the most brilliant headlines I have ever seen, especially with the accompanying picture.)
Sheep learn to recognise celebrity faces from different angles https://t.co/qtoDBOvIIX pic.twitter.com/C50KwsYijA
— New Scientist (@newscientist) November 8, 2017
2017 Gold Glove Awards
Tuesday, November 07, 2017
RIP Roy Halladay (1977–2017)
Halladay will make the Hall of Fame — though it may take a bit of time because of his relatively low win total, as many voters seem to have trouble adjusting win totals for era — though sadly he won't be around to enjoy it.
Sunday, November 05, 2017
A Phase Transitions in the New York Times Front-Page Picture Density?
Every single New York Times front page since 1852. Look at the growth of pictures in news.
— Carl Miller (@carljackmiller) November 3, 2017
(h/t Josh Begley). pic.twitter.com/zLxe01U2QX
(Tip of the cap to Sabine Hossenfelder.)
Saturday, November 04, 2017
What Happens in Barcelona Stays in Barcelona
"Macfang" stands for "Mapping Complexity Foundations and Applications of Network Geometry". It is a conference on network geometry, spatial networks (both explicit and latent), and related topics.
At some point, I'll even prepare the slides for my talk.
Friday, November 03, 2017
Quote of the Day: Conservation of Pain
"The amount of pain is conserved.
[nontrivial pause, while I think about the accuracy of my statement]
(Well, technically, the amount of pain is non-decreasing.)"
Update: This quote was quite a doozy. It's the type of quote that, when my professors accidentally backed into them, I liked to write them down for posterity.
Wednesday, November 01, 2017
Houston Astros Win 2017 World Series
As for us, this was our first World Series in 29 years. It was fun to get back (and get all the way to Game 7) after so many years. Hopefully we'll be back next year and try again.
This World Series had a lot of record-breaking. (Cody Bellinger's strike-out record was a particularly annoying one.)
This year was one of those rare years in which the two teams that I believe to be the two best faced off against each other in the World Series.
As a factoid, Brandon Morrow pitched in all 7 games in this World Series, the first pitcher to do that since Darold Knowles in 1973 and the second ever pitcher to do that. Today's Game 7 was the first World Series game 7 that was ever played in Dodger Stadium.
I assume that George Springer will be named the Most Valuable Player of the series.
Update: Yup, George Springer is the series MVP.
Update: And to top it off, Carlos Correa just did a live marriage proposal (it was accepted) while he was being interviewed.









